Regrets Only Podcast

Most people bury their regrets. Comedians Tess Rafferty (author of Recicpes for Disaster and writer from @midnight and The Soup) and Laura House (writer on Mom, Samantha Who? and The George Lopez Show) want to get them out in the open. From what they've regretted that week to what people in the news should be regretting to finally some of their biggest life's regrets they've never gotten over, they discuss all manner of regrets each week with their guest.
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Aug 16, 2016

Lady 2 Lady's Tess Barker drops by to talk to Tess and Toddy about the history of porn; why karaoke is like an AIDS test and recommending books to people who don't read. 

Apr 18, 2016

Tess and guest host Todd Robert Anderson (You're the Worst) talk with comedian Mike Siegel (Last Comic Standing, the Travel Tales podcast) about regretful cruise ships trips, podcast regrets, and how Hillary Clinton inspired Tess to get over her fear of technology.

Feb 25, 2016

Author and journalist Natasha Vargas-Cooper (Mad Men Unbuttoned, Jezebel, Broadly) regrets engaging internet trolls, Ambien, and asking advice about law school. 

Feb 25, 2016

Writer Cindy Caponera (Shameless, Nurse Jackie, SNL) talks how to look your best on radio, real estate regrets and Tess’s eyebrows.

Jan 5, 2016

Actor and raconteur James Urbaniak (Hulu’s Difficult People, Comedy Central’s The Review) joins Tess & Laura to discuss all the times we wish we had said something and all of the times we regret that we did.

Jan 5, 2016

Nikki Glaser, comedian and star of the upcoming Comedy Central show Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, joins Tess and Laura to explore whether or not Millennials will solve the three-some dilemma and being too full to f*@k.

Jan 5, 2016

Writer Courtney Lilly (Black-ish, Arrested Development, Undateable) sits down one-on-one with Tess to talk about Courtney having no memory and therefore fewer regrets, bucket list writing and more!

Jul 8, 2015

Comedian Fortune Feimster (Chelsea LatelyLast Comic Standing) sits down with Tess & Laura to talk about McKinney, TX, Fortune's pilot and being a gentlemanlady! 

Be sure to check out Fortune's website:

Jun 23, 2015

Comedian and Actress Retta (Parks and Recreation, Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce) joins Tess & Laura to talk about starting off at Parks and Rec, hating and figuring out auditions and much more!

Jun 16, 2015

Comedian and Actress Beth Littleford (The Daily ShowCrazy Stupid Love) joins Tess & Laura to talk about leaving The Daily Show, dating after divorce and penis piercings! 

May 27, 2015

Comedian Kira Soltanovich comes on to discuss whether or not lady comics want road dick, whether or not the term "lady comics" is offensive, do we have a right to be offended? Also, Laura cleanses her liver as a gift to Tess.

May 20, 2015

Comedian Laurie Kilmartin (ConanLast Comic Standing Top 10) joins Tess & Laura to talk about Bruce Jenner, dreaming about other people and elderly parents! 


Laurie will be perfoming in Tacoma, WA May 22-24 at the Tacoma Comedy Club! Also check out her NY Times 2012 Best Seller Sh*tty Mom!

May 12, 2015

Comedian Felicia Michaels joins Tess & Laura to talk about regretful times losing their shit and drunken parenting! 

Follow Felicia on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter @FeliciaMichaels and be sure to check out her stand-up album "Chew On This" available on iTunes!

Apr 28, 2015

Comedian and Actor Bruce Daniels (Transparent) joins Tess & Laura to talk phone calls from mom, comedy club regrets and one night stands that turn into relationships. 

Los Angeles Regretters can see Bruce perform at "Drunk On Stage" Tuesday Nights at Revolver in West Hollywood!


Apr 14, 2015

Tess & Laura are joined by Eliza Skinner (Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, one of the new faces at Montreal Just For Laughs Festival) and talk about fighting fucking off and balancing working out with iPhone games. 

Apr 13, 2015

Actor Todd Robert Anderson (You're The WorstFilm Pigs) stops by and talks about accidentally attending the worst roast ever, Tess & Laura talk about attending the Bieber Roast, and everyone talks about their regretful college dating years. Check out Todd's book Don't Act: 101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't available on Amazon!

Apr 13, 2015

Tess and Laura chat with actor and comedian Baron Vaughn (Grace and FrankieConan) about his embezzlement case and stinky British Airways flights. 

Apr 13, 2015

Comedian Sara Schaefer (@midnightNikki & Sara Live) joins Tess & Laura to talk about the audacity of billboards and reflecting on their personal comedic growth since coming to Los Angeles. Check out Sara's debut stand-up album Chrysalis, available now!




Mar 7, 2015

Tess Rafferty and Laura House uncover Mo Gaffney's secret regrets while proving that the Space-Time Continuum isn't just guy talk.

Feb 28, 2015

Actress & producer Alex Alexander (How To Get Away With MurderJustified) joins Tess & Laura to discuss the straight men they didn't date, the gay men they did (and married) and Tess's budding kleptomania. 

Feb 17, 2015

Comedian Guy Branum (Chelsea LatelyTotally Biased with W. Kamau Bell) discusses coming out fashionably late. Check out his new album Effable on iTunes now!